Hehehe, my mum bought that once! I think it's for teeth.
I mocked her.
Stupid product names
Papido. It's sun cream for children. Say it.
I'm personally a big fan of Anusol. aho ho.
Bit 1990s this but in Rugrats (kids show) there was a baby called Dill. My lad was 3 at the time and saw one in a toy shop window on a busy Saturday afternoon. "Dad, look a Dilldoll, can I have a Dilldoll" at the top of his voice!
Quote: Nat Wicks @ August 31 2010, 10:51 AM BSTPapido. It's sun cream for children. Say it.
I'm personally a big fan of Anusol. aho ho.
I always get Anusol and Anbesol confused, no wonder my kids run a mile when the mrs tells them daddy will help the pain go away
Quote: Ben @ August 31 2010, 8:22 PM BST
What is the difference between feminine itching and male itching? And could I be rebelious and have a feminine itch if I want one, just because I can? 
I like to scratch feminine itches.
Quote: Ben @ August 31 2010, 8:35 PM BSTI like to scratch feminine itches.
Why is it when a woman gets an itch, you are obliged to find it and scratch it for her, yet if we get an itch we are told "you'll have to use the edge of the door frame and scratch it yourself"? 
Quote: bulletdisco @ August 31 2010, 8:45 PM BSTWhy is it when a woman gets an itch, you are obliged to find it and scratch it for her, yet if we get an itch we are told "you'll have to use the edge of the door frame and scratch it yourself"?
Men are always scratching themselves, itch or no itch.
Quote: Loopey @ August 31 2010, 9:03 PM BSTMen are always scratching themselves, itch or no itch.
We're just cleaning our fingernails, with the wire wool in our undies 
I have a mild form of epilepsy known as Petit Mal and I used to take some tablets called Tegretol Retard. The retard part (I think) means that there is a delay in the drug taking effect though they never did me much good which is why I don't use them any more.
Here's some other products that frankly defy belief. For instance, is this the most disturbing sweet on sale? Just think about how children will get the candy.
...and from the same company...
Other questionable candy snacks include the tempting Toxic Waste Sour Candy, the Nuclear Sludge Bar and the delightfully named Frog Spit Lemon and Lime Sherbert Pops.
Tegretol is nasty stuff.
Quote: Tuumble @ August 31 2010, 10:09 PM BSTOther questionable candy snacks include the tempting Toxic Waste Sour Candy, the Nuclear Sludge Bar and the delightfully named Frog Spit Lemon and Lime Sherbert Pops.
It's all part of a conspiracy engineered by the supermarket chians, so that when the kids grow up they'll have a taste for the toxic shit you find in ASDA.
Quote: Ben @ August 31 2010, 8:35 PM BSTI like to scratch feminine itches.
*Opens legs wide for Ben*
PS Scratch please with ones nose.
Surely the king of this has to be "Bumpits", which I think is meant to be pronounced "Bump-its", as it's a hair product which makes your hair look bigger i.e. it bumps it up.
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