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Things that should be stuck in dustbins.

Not cats obviously.

But if you can't put a cat in a dustbin, what should you put in a dustbin?

Sootyj suggests,

War
Injustice
Boris Johnson
Dogs
Drunk hecklers
Bullies.

Procrastination

I'll get around to that later.

The cheesecake my husband just made. Sick

The critique forum?

Quote: Ben @ August 29 2010, 7:51 PM BST

The critique forum?

"Oh no he di'ant-!"

Are you 2 bitches trying to double team me?

Does the bussell know about this?

The Bussell is too busy being penis whipped to worry about this.

Quote: Loopey @ August 29 2010, 7:50 PM BST

The cheesecake my husband just made. Sick

what monster can mess up a@cheese cake?

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2010, 8:08 PM BST

what monster can mess up a@cheese cake?

He forgot to put the eggs in the base mix and then he burnt it. He isn't a monster tho. Well if he is it's in a Honey Monster-cuddly-furry sort of way.

I really want a chocolate cheesecake at the minute, so can we please put my cheesecake craving in the bin?

Quote: Ben @ August 29 2010, 8:11 PM BST

I really want a chocolate cheesecake at the minute, so can we please put my cheesecake craving in the bin?

Ah! I will send you a luxury baked chocolate cheesecake with choc brownie base. I just have to extract it from Boris Johnson's mouth and get the lid back on the dustbin.

so which is better set fridge cheese cake or baked curd cheese cake?

Binliners. I can't think of anywhere else more appropriate for them.

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2010, 8:14 PM BST

so which is better set fridge cheese cake or baked curd cheese cake?

Anything, as long as my husband didn't make it. My bro in law does make a gorgeous lemon baked cheesecake. Mmmm.

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