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Immortal, politically correct, time travelling

A BIG CROWD OF MUESLI EATING, POINTY HEADED, GUARDIAN VOTING, BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS ARE WATCHING A STAGE.

AUDIENCE MEMBER1
Is he funny?

AUDIENCE MEMBER2
He's the most politically correct standup in the world.

AUDIENCE MEMBER1
That's alright. Just so long as he's politically correct.

COMEDIAN WALKS ON HE IS WEARING A LONG COAT AND HIS HIS HAIR IS NEATLY SLICKED.

AUDIENCE CLAP IN A POLITE AND POLITICALLY CORRECT MANNER

COMEDIAN
Who's last words were "why the hell did I take up tap dancing?"

AUDIENCE SILENCE

COMEDIAN
Anne Frank.

AUDIENCE SILENCE INTENSIFIES.

COMEDIAN
How do you get 500 gypsies in a biscuit tin?

AUDIENCE MEMBER1
You're not politically correct!

COMEDIAN'S COAT FALLS OPEN HE IS DRESSED IN FULL NAZI REGALIA

AUDIENCE MEMBER2
He's not politically correct at all he's a Nazi!

AUDIENCE BOO AND THROW THINGS

COMEDIAN RUNS OFF HIS SCRIPT FALLS FROM HIS POCKET
THE FRONT READS "Politically Correct routine Berlin 1945"

SCENE2

COMEDIAN BACK STAGE IS CLIMBING INTO HIS TIME MACHINE

COMEDIAN
"Some times it sucks being an immortal, time travelling, politically correct, standup."

SCENE3
COMEDIAN IS RUNNING THROUGH THE NIGHT IN ALABAMA PURSUED BY KLU KLUX KLAN MEMBERS WITH BURNING TORCHES.

COMEDIAN
That's the last time I steal Chris Rocks material!

I liked this Sootyj,
THe Anne Frank tap dancing gag made me Laugh out loud :D

thanks this sketch has been percolating in my brain for months

Quote: sootyj @ August 29 2010, 5:57 PM BST

AUDIENCE MEMBER2
He's not politically correct at all he's a Nazi!

I liked this line, and performed with a comical beat, could be quite silly and amusing. Like the rest of the sketch. Very, um, Mitchell and Web. But in a good-way, mind.

Hope no one mind me bumping my unpc standup sketch in response to the estimable Bussell

I nice bit of percolation. I adore this variety of percolated, caffiend free, humour.

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