A BIG CROWD OF MUESLI EATING, POINTY HEADED, GUARDIAN VOTING, BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS ARE WATCHING A STAGE.
AUDIENCE MEMBER1
Is he funny?
AUDIENCE MEMBER2
He's the most politically correct standup in the world.
AUDIENCE MEMBER1
That's alright. Just so long as he's politically correct.
COMEDIAN WALKS ON HE IS WEARING A LONG COAT AND HIS HIS HAIR IS NEATLY SLICKED.
AUDIENCE CLAP IN A POLITE AND POLITICALLY CORRECT MANNER
COMEDIAN
Who's last words were "why the hell did I take up tap dancing?"
AUDIENCE SILENCE
COMEDIAN
Anne Frank.
AUDIENCE SILENCE INTENSIFIES.
COMEDIAN
How do you get 500 gypsies in a biscuit tin?
AUDIENCE MEMBER1
You're not politically correct!
COMEDIAN'S COAT FALLS OPEN HE IS DRESSED IN FULL NAZI REGALIA
AUDIENCE MEMBER2
He's not politically correct at all he's a Nazi!
AUDIENCE BOO AND THROW THINGS
COMEDIAN RUNS OFF HIS SCRIPT FALLS FROM HIS POCKET
THE FRONT READS "Politically Correct routine Berlin 1945"
SCENE2
COMEDIAN BACK STAGE IS CLIMBING INTO HIS TIME MACHINE
COMEDIAN
"Some times it sucks being an immortal, time travelling, politically correct, standup."
SCENE3
COMEDIAN IS RUNNING THROUGH THE NIGHT IN ALABAMA PURSUED BY KLU KLUX KLAN MEMBERS WITH BURNING TORCHES.
COMEDIAN
That's the last time I steal Chris Rocks material!