Sorry but I think I've spelt skeik wrong.....but you get the idea.
Two people in sheik style dress are sat on a sofa in the offices of News of the World. They are meeting with the Editor.
Editor : Well done chaps. The Pakistan cricket team were the final targets. Our work is done.
Sheik1 : Are you sure? I rather hoped we could take some really high profile figures next.
Skeik2: Yeah, lets get some people who brim with integrity.
Editor : Gary Liniker?
Skeik1 : No, I was thinking more like Ex Prime Minsters.
Editor : Churchill? I always thought there was something iffy about that car insurance.
Skeik2 : Churchills dead. Has been for a while. No I was thinking of Blair.
Editor: Blair? Come off it. Never has there been a more trustworthy figure. No you're wasting your time there.
Skeik1:We need to screw someone who would never think of turning against his convections?
Editor: Nick Clegg! Excellent idea.
Skeik2: No. Look lets go straight for the top.
Skeik1: The person they love above all others.
Editor: Trevor McDonald?
Skeik2: No bloody idiot, The Queen.
Skeik1: Just imagine the scoop!
Editor: She never fall for it.
Skeik2: Really? She's short of a bob or two. Civil list, cutbacks, royal weddings to pay for...
Editor: Hmmm okay how much.
Skeik1 :I reckon she go for 2million.
Editor: Lets do it.
Editor rushes away and come back with bag stuffed with cash.
Editor: This is going to be great.
The Skeiks rise and take the bag.
Once outside the door they reveal they are the Queen and Prince Philip.
Philip : Like taking candy from a baby!
