The entertainment world is reeling after the shocking announcement that Tim Azure has been hired to write a quickie for Radio 6 1/3's "Newsjack for Training Purposes" despite him being slightly round the twist and very suspectable as easy to take advantage of (his bank details are available on request). "He can't handle the pressure!" says his GP, a Dr Exaggerate, "Not at his age!" When told he was 34, the Doctor replied that was still an age where people can't handle pressure. And "Has he been taking monkey glands?-if so, I haven't prescribed them."
Mr Azure, meanwhile is unavailable to comment, because he is crying with pain. He is also known to have taken a cruise in the Azores (no relation). It is believed he used his own money.