Still not great, but hard to work up a head of steam over.
Caprice is a joyless wench. Which makes her f**king hillarious.
Was she the Peaches of this week's show?
Worse than. She just did NOT get it. And was indignant. Brilliant.
Hehe!
Plus she has a rubber face. You can't lose.
I met her when I was 12.
Ooh!
Why?
Remember that time she released a really shit song? Well she was promoting/'singing' at a really shit open air music thing near Middlesbrough when I was a wee bairn. Me and my little sister lost our uncle, then my sister got heat stroke, so we were taken to the emergency first aid area. And the backstage area was next door to it (both railed off from the riffraf) and Caprice came past and we got a photo.
*deep breath*
Ha!
I remember her being on Vic and Bob yeeeeeears ago. I still hear Bob saying 'Capriiiiice' in his squeaky Stott voice every time I see her name.
