You've been commissioned for no particular reason.
You've got half an hour to fill on Primetime TV.
What would you do with it?
Half an hour on TV - your choice
I'd point a jerky single camera at a pile of dog poo in an alleyway as a metaphor for what we've been getting on TV in recent years.
No, wait, two piles of doggydoos, and I'd put a phone line up for viewers to vote on their favourite. I'd make miwyuns and move to LA.
Hardcore lesbian porn featuring nothing but blonde Essex girls.
i always wanted to write tha@last episode of eastendets with a nuclear war and everybody dies
ian beale being hanged for hoarding would be the highlight
Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2010, 10:49 AM BSTian beale being hanged for hoarding would be the highlight
I think I'd rather see Phil flush his head down the toilet again.
Quote: Ben @ August 28 2010, 10:58 AM BSTI think I'd rather see Phil flush his head down the toilet again. Whilst grant bums him
you gay
The Leevil Show ft. Leevil and his Leevil dancers.
Do the Leevil dancers all wear Leevil masks?
Quote: Leevil @ August 28 2010, 11:38 AM BSTThe Leevil Show ft. Leevil and his Leevil dancers.
will it feature sam widges sandwich mascot and herro
Quote: sootyj @ August 28 2010, 10:49 AM BSTi always wanted to write tha@last episode of eastendets with a nuclear war and everybody dies
ian beale being hanged for hoarding would be the highlight
Are you pissed?
no I just wish for things diferent from others
I was referring to your unique grasp of English.
crap sticks still gettong used to phone keyboard
crap sticks still gettong used to phone keyboard