Big Issue- Sketch
EXT. HIGH STREET. DAY
IT’S RAINING ON THE HIGH STREET. THERE ARE TWO VENDORS STANDING EITHER SIDE OF A SHOP FRONT.
Vendor 1(Calling)
Big issue, Big issue.
NOTHING HAPPENS.
Vendor 2(Calling)
Big issue, Big issue.
A CUSTOMER APPROACHES AND BUYS A COPY FROM VENDOR 2. VENDOR 1 LOOKS AT HIM WITH AN ENVIOUS LOOK. VENDOR 1 GIVES HIM A SMUG LOOK.
Vendor 1
Big Issue, Big issue.
NOTHING HAPPENS.
Vendor 2
Big issue, Big issue.
ANOTHER TWO CUSTOMERS APPROACH VENDOR 2 AND BUY COPIES. VENDOR 1 IS LOOKING MORE ENVIOUS THAN EVER. VENDOR 2 CASTS ANOTHER SUPERIOR GLANCE AT VENDOR 1.
Vendor 1
Big issue, Big issue
NOTHING HAPPENS
Vendor 2
Big issue, Big issue.
A MAN IN A SUIT WITH ONE SHOE MISSING APPROACHES VENDOR 1. MAN IS HANDED A LARGE SHOE WHICH HE PUTS ON. VENDOR 1 GIVES VENDOR 2 A SMUG LOOK.
