Bill Jaguar hacked the Chuckle Brothers phones but failed to get interest from the News of the World from his exclusive.
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404 Not Found is actually 404 Not Found's address. It is just a couple of hair pins away from Neverland.
Bill Jaguar has a pet wasp called Bernard.
Bill Jaguar makes home brew and sells it to the pixies
404 Not Found's favourite meat is human meat, which curiously is not cannibalism.
Bill Jaguar makes home brew and sells it to the pixies
Big Jack met and murdered an alien called Blob, and started an intergalactic war between the planet Rtugila and Wrexham.
Bill Jaguar was Lance Percival's porn double in the unbroadcast ITV sitcom pilot, "Mrs Dogpile's Wart"
Tuumble once entered into a Hitler look-alike contest by mistake. He walked in dressed in his normal clothes and won the competition. The down side is that he is currently on trial for crimes against humanity.
Bill Jaguar has a part-share in Jack Charlton's hemorrhoid cream wholesaling empire.
Juan Kerr doesn't know his parents names, he only knows them as 'Madam' and 'Sir'.
On Sundays Bill J reads the shipping forecast.
roscoff refuses to read on Sundays as part of his religion.
Bill Jaguar's new Eau de Parfum, Bilge Agua, named after himself has got off to a sluggish start. Funny that.....
Juan Kerr sweats machine oil which smells of lemons and has the viscosity of a female pauper's right elbow.