150lbs Bill Jaguar
300lbs canon shot
1 volcano
Mix over a high heat.
It's a recipe for disaster
(hey. I'm really tired tonight, alright?)
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 94
Big Jack's is clearly quite tiny!
Tired! Pshaw!
Frankie Rage is the king of the Pratfall. He once managed to fall down a flight of stairs in a bungalow.
Bill Jaguar, Dennis Norden and Frank Muir were
three of the original Pythons until John Cleese came along and fell out with Jaguar over a girl.
Will Cam used to be pirate captain akin to Long John Silver. One day whilst on his ship at sea, he decided he would do a little role reversal. He was parrot-less from there on.
Bill is in a Bucks Fizz tribute band called F**ks Bizz.
They rip off the girls skirts AND their knickers.
lofthouse once smooth talked his way into an old lady's house, he then tried to steal her purse but she fought back. In the ensuing fist fight they somehow ended up on the roof, thinking quickly the old lady flashed lofthouse. Shielding his eyes he trod on a loose tile and fell off the roof and was taken to hospital. The old lady arrived later that day and proceeded to take the wallet of the defeated lofthouse.
Bill Jaguar was the drumming gorilla in the Cadbury's advert. That man really does love Phil Collins
Goose's favourite colour is green and he likes to take part in paintball 'conflicts' with disgruntled Argentinians at weekends.
Tuumble plays guitar, but he learned it an odd way. His was hit over the head with a guitar continuosly until he learned everything. But the guitar was a cheap Fender knock-off so his guitar playing is actually quite shoddy.
Bill's memory is so bad he has his email address and bank pin number tatooed on his buttocks.
Unfortunately he forgets to take his hand held mirror out with him so he can never see whats daubed across his hairy cheeks.
lofthouse tried to get the attention of a certain famous musician, so he tried to send himself as a fax, but unfortunately he missed his destination and ended up in the 1960's.
Bill Jaguar shouts his own name when he climaxes
Goose24 shouts my name when he falls off cliffs.
Only because he pushed me for asking him to roar