Frankie Rage once get so vexed that his entre street moved for fear of being abused. Hi Frankie 
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 93
Hello again, Bill!
That Bill Jaguar does in fact 'roar'.. ask his wife! 
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Frankie Rage once worked as a mechanic and was asked to go for a long stand. Much to the surprise of his employer he found one, yelled very loudly and very eloquently "In your spotted, ugly face!" He then left the job.
Hi again Frankie!
Bill Jaguar took Mowgli by the hand and walked down to the river.
A photo of Big Jack was once used by a Syrian lesbian, when she attempted to fool the world into believing that she was a heterosexual male blogger.
Gokkun is actually a Syrian Lesbian, who posts on forums falsely claiming to be a fan of British comedy.
404 Not Found is Santa's official 'Chimney Checker'. If the chimney is too dirty or too narrow, Santa ain't coming down it. Look after your chimneys, people, or no pressies for you!
Owns a racing snail called Noel.
Noel has been in poor form of late so Shaggy removed his shell to make him more aerodynamic.
Sadly, if anything it made Noel more 'slug-ish'
lofthouse was stampeded by 7 or 8 geriatrics on scooters before being shot by a jaguar with a tranquiliser gun.
Bill Jaguar discovered a cure for cancer back in February 2005, but has kept it to himself due to his intense misanthropy.
How did you know?? 
Gokkun was the head of both MI6 and MI5, but was removed as a minute part of my demands for releasing the cure for cancer.
That Bill Jaguar 'gets abaht a bit' and was once a plate of East End 'Pie, mash & liqor'... and yummy scrumptious he was too! Plates of meat.
Frankie Rage started his own 'Noel Edmond's flamboyant shirts' fan club. Unfortunatley the only members were Frankie and Noel. If anyone else would like to join, please PM Frankie
Due to an unfortunate surgical mix-up with his ingrowing toenail operation, Goose24 now has 3 elbows, 6 testicles, and his pancreas was replaced by a grebil called Dave.
404 Not Found once swallowed a mega-phone, big gob just doesn't do him justice.