Big Jack is addicted to breast milk.
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Gokkun gave incorrect directions to Tony Christie when he asked "Is this the way to Amarillo?" As a result Tony Christie is still with us.
Bill Jaguar once got a watermelon stuck up his anus.
Gokkun doesn't know a lot about human anatomy but he knows how to correctly use his knowledge in a sentence as displayed above.
Bill Jaguar has obviously never seen 'that' video
Goose24 is the person who will ultimately decide whether or not British troops will fight a ground war in Libya.
When asked if he has the time, Gokkun always replies with: "I'm a chicken!"
Bill Jaguar took out a superinjunction after spending a saucy evening with two-thirds of the Sugababes.
Gokkun proudly shouts from the rooftops about his saucy evening with the other third of the Sugarbabes.
404 Not Found loved his very 'selfish', saucy evening without any of the Sugarbabes so much he shared it with the world.
Bill Jaguar reads Kafka in triplicate
Big Jack has had sudden attacks of arrr-jim-lad ever since he watched a certain Spike Milligan sketch.
Bill Jaguar once ejaculated such a tremendous load of seminal fluid, that he was left prostrate on the floor for three days; totally bereft of energy.
Gokkun has been spying on me!!!!!!!!!!
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