Big Jack was the model for Michelangelo's Statue Of David. And do you know what, he doesn't get a penny in royalties
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Goose24 use to be a very successful hypnotist until he accidently hypnotised himself into believeing he wasn't one.
Bill Jaguar keeps Compo's spleen in a hat box once owned by Debbie Magee's doctor's sister.
Will Cam is the moniker for Dave Benson Phillips
Divorced, beheaded, died.
Divorced, beheaded, Goose24.
Big Jack has one foot that never ages.
Don't ask to see the portrait in his attic.
Steve Sunshine was Dick Van Dyke's vocal coach in the smash hit Disney musical, Mary Poppins
Goose24ium is the heaviest element known to man.
It is named after its discoverer's tortoise.
Big Jack has a Napoleon Complex ever since he met Bigger Jack.
Bill Jaguar is half man half jaguar.
Goose24 once disguised himself as a chicken and was mercilessly butchered in an abatoir on the 16th June 1967.
Bill Jaguar went to mow, went to mow a meadow, Bill Jaguar, Goose24, Steve Sunshine, Will Cam, lofthouse, Jammy Jim, Tuumble, sooty, dellas, 404 Not Found, Godot Taxis, Juan Kerr, Stylee TingTing, Shandonbelle and his dog (woof!) went to mow a meadow.
Big Jack wants to go to Gangerpoke Bog, with Len Possett, Tim Screevy,
the reverend Phipps, Peg-leg Loombucket, Solly Levy, Ginger Epstein,
Able Seaman Truefitt, Scotch Lil, Messrs. Cattermole, Mousehabit,
Neapthigh and Trusspot, solicitors and Commissioners for Oaths,
Father Thunderghast, Fat Alice, Con Mahony, Yeti Rosencrantz,
Foo Tong Robinson and Uncle Ted Willis an' all.
lofthouse went into a gay bar but didn't come out.
Bill Jaguar sings treble with the help of an elastic band - he removes it to get his voice that low.