Will Cam does guest backing vocals on The Doobie Brothers classic, 'What A Fool Believes' and never shuts up about it
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Goose goes on regular over 80's dogging excursions with his local Derby & Joan club
Last night he and another chap spent 20 minutes spit roasting 87 year old Doris Clutterbuck over the bonnet of a Ford Anglia.
lofthouse is both a Nazi and a ballet dancer therefore people call him a Nanzi.
Will Cam has a part-time job as the Dorchester bypass.
Tuumble still believes the moon is made of cheese. He's been writing a letter a week to NASA since he was 5, asking them if they could send him up there to get some delicious gorgonzola for his cheese sarnies. NASA still havn't got back to him... Poor Tuumble
Goose24 was eaten by a man with an IQ of about 12, because said man believed that you are what you eat.
Bill Jaguar likes to grow his sidies and wear big black hats to inflitrate the Hasidic Jewish community, just so he can go to their drunken wedding parties and swear in Yiddish.
Jammy Jim wants to be car in the shape of a G-wiz and call himself Otto.
Bill Jaguar lost his virginity to Oliver Reed during a pub brawl.
Jammy Jim thought he had lost his virginity to Anne Widdicome, but later in the day found it cowering inderneath the sofa.
Bill Jaguar used to be called Jill Baguar.
Will Cam use to be killed "Kill Wham", but he never succeeded
The actor, Bill Jaguar, rose to fame in the late 1970's
Playing the role of Benny, the loveable f**kwit in Crossroads.
lofthouse was widely known as the youngest and most sought after chimney sweep of the 19th century.
When he retired Bill Jaguar's place on the Marvellous Mechanical Mouse Organ was taken by Hazel Blears.