stylee is planning an e-coli outbreak for Christmas affecting sprout crops hence ruining dinner for all UK residents.
Also is responsible for bribing Seth Blatter ruining our chances of World Cup in 2020.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 87
dellas is the UK's no 1. Chubby Chaser (that's what Norris McWhirter told me).
Will Cam is trying to commit suicide by shoving ecoli cucumbers up his chuff. Sainsburys wish he's wait till he'd got home.
Sootyj is Spanish for butt plug.
Will Cam's got a cock like a pen refill.
godot would like to refill wills cock like penis, adores bendy biros.
Piano playing genius, Bobby Crush, opened the revamped Shipley branch of the Co-op in April 1975. Ecstatically excited Dellas, having camped outside the store for 3 days prior, managed to grab a chunky lock of Bobby's pubic hair in the melee that ensued. The wiry clutch of pube is kept in a tatty old Oxo box in Dellas' (much used) sex-aid drawer.
Juan Kerr is about as funny as his name.
If you rearrange the letters in Godot Taxis......he cries like a wet-nursed baby whilst off the tit.
It was Will Cam, in the Conservatory, with the candlestick.
And the lube.
Big Jack has all the world's odd socks in his secret cupboard.
He wears them on his lad and sniffs them whilst smiling.
"Sootyj," said The Fat Controller, "you are causing confusion and delay."
"Cinders and ashes!" Tooted Sootyj. "Bless me if I haven't taken the wrong line - a line of cocaine."
Big Jack made Big Ears cry.
When he rang Noddy's bell.
The size, shape and look of the new Pepperami Nibblers is based on Sootyj's flacid penis.
Lofthouse is only able to achieve climax while watching the go-compare adverts.