...And the ladies love it 
Steve Sunshine was the body double for Janet Leigh in the shower scene in Psycho
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 86
Goose24 will be first in queue at 'DFS' bank holiday 1 day sale, he needs a nice leatherette corner suite to match his leather curtains and pouffe'
dellas drives a mini metro
Goose24 can lick his own elbow, the lazy bastard just choses not to.
Will Cam is actually called Will Jam after his jam addicted mother attempted to sell him to the Robinson's jam corporation as a new Gollywog when he was a baby.
We have all heard of Moonpig.com. Did you know that Sootyj's first love gave the site its name. That's right, him.
Will Cam was sued by Moonpig.com after sending them 300 photos of him exposing his buttocks to pigs and on one occaison Oprah Winfrey.
Will Cam was actually shot by Mi5 after planning to expose his buttocks to Michelle Obama on her recent UK visit, whilst singing the seminal Water Boys hit, The Whole of the Moon
Sootyj has the hairiest arse in England. It's so hairy, in fact, that three times a week he has to go to an arse barber for a shave.
Nigel Kelly has let me down, has let the school down and, most of all, has let himself down.
Big Jack is one of the last reamining lizard men on Earth, and is planning his uprising and taking over of the world with his fellow surviving lizard people Eddie Murphy, John Prescott and Vernon Kay
Goose24 used to work in construction until he built two lighthouses beside each other.
Nigel Kelly is the illegitimate love child of Matthew Kelly and Pauline Quirk
All Karen Carpenter wanted to do was 'Teach the World to Sing'. But Oh no! Goosey-boy had to stick his mutty in and called her a fat bitch. Nasty comments =bulimia don't you know.
Will Cam is really Hugh Hefner and is lying by a pool in the Bahamas sipping Complan from the shoe of one of his 'favourite' top 500 nubile young things
NO! "Shandonbelle" is Brian.. and so is his wife..