lofthouse is currently penning a hilarious comedy-musical based on the life and times of ex Lib-Dem leader Paddy Ashdown. Damon Albarn is confirmed to be on board, with rumours of Timmy Mallet being cast as the lead role. Other roles of John Major and Neil Kinnock are yet to be confirmed, although gossip is circulating that Adrian Chiles is dusting down his tap dancing shoes. This laugh-a-minute romp will be enjoyed by all the family and will have you dancing all the way home.
Goose24 was the stunt double for Dusty Bin in 321.
*sigh* So true... Those were the days of yore
Will Cam was Kennith Williams fluffer in Carry On Camping
Goose24 brutally murdered Goose23 to take his place as rightful King of the Goosemen.
He set fire to his buttocks while he was waiting for a number 83 bus in Chigwell and he died in the ensuing confligration.
Buttock burning of course being the traditional duelling method of the Goosemen for centuries.
Lofthouse thinks he is Lionel Messi, when he is in fact Lionel Blair.
Will Cam loves getting goose bumps. He runs around the house naked and with the windows open just to get his skin covered in goose bumps. He's practically addicted to his goose bumps and when he's really bored he counts them and gives all his goose bumps their own individual pet names.
Nigel Kelly has 40% of cabinets this sunday and you also get a free dishwasher (conditions attached).
Will Cam is a cheap street hooker and will let you shoot your filth over his moobs for 20pence a go
Lofthouse charges 30p, robbing bastard.
Will Cam has 'go faster' stripes on his pants.
Tuumble is building a replica of the Scottish Parliament building out of macaroni.
Timbo thinks he's Batman, but is actually just a man bat.
Sighdone invented kebab farts in memory of his first love, Peter Tatchell.
Will Cam is Ian Hislops personal toupe advisor
Goose can do that disappearing thumb trick with his big toe