Rob H is not a name but a statement. It is instruction to ransack the property of former Steps star, 'H'.
This claim is actually in bad taste because 'H' has died and if you were to rob his property you'd be a grave robber...shame on you!
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Tuumble spells his name with two 'u's because seeing them alongside each other reminds him of a lovely pair of lady's breasts. He enjoys many an auto-erotic moment whilst signing his own name. For Christmas he's thinking of adding a pair of cédilles in order to give them tantalisingly long nipples - he loves that femme fatale look to a breast.
Tim had to be replaced by another actor in his school play "The Wizard of Oz" when he inexplicably decided to play the Lion as a hard drinking womanising cockney
Steve Sunshine is having his attic converted into a basement, besause he saw on daytime TV that basements add value to your house.
Alfy J Kipps© places and ad in his local paper each day to inform people that he hasnt died. He figures that when he does actually pass away, the absence of such an ad will be sufficient to inform his friends (friends? yeah right 
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He applies the same logic to other areas of his life. for instance he has a permanent NOT FOR SALE sign in the front garden of his house
Juan Kerr regularly gets mistaken for a deckchair on the Costa Del Bonko and gets sat on by fat arsed ladies. He has done nothing to prevent this happening!
Alfred is appearing in the new 'Carry on up your crematorium' film.
He has the leading role as dead Alf.
Dellas is the Scarves editor at Vogue.
Alfred is so timid he is scared to visit Manchester, he feels more comfortable amongst 'butch' soldier types, he adores uniforms!
Dellas is the daughter of illiterate vegetarians and was originally meant to be called salad
Not bad in 2 minutes that, deserves a at least.
Sooty is the proud landlord of ultra trendy Soho bar, the Gay Jew. At happy hours, they have to put blackout screens up as part of their licensing agreement.
Sooty can only be contacted by bloke who has hand up his arse, or by dailing 118 118, [ calls charged maximum rate]
Kipper stinks of fish, his total diet is 'Whiskas' or 'Kit Kat'
[that's 2 in 3 minutes]
dellas is the official fluffer for Wills and Kates honeymoon
Sootyj has an inferiority complex, he only appears in public wearing a plastic bag on his head, it has to be a 'Sainsbury' one.
Dellas let the dogs out