nat is actually short for natcho cheese
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 8
Nat Wicks has been waiting in all day for a delivery for a family pack of assorted artificial limbs.
"Sootyj" is actually Tanzanian for "massive dill hole".
EDIT.
Tuumble is 300 years old, and is kept alive with an IV of lard and buscuits.
Nat Wicks is a Holocaust denier
The cool Mikado is, in fact, a dentist of ill-repute
Tuumble once jumped out of a plane without a parachute.
EllieJP is an illegal immigrant
Bernard Manning didn't die, he started a new life under the name "The Cool Mikado".
Nat Wicks lives in Bhutan and was once arrested for being drunk in charge of a sausage.
Greedy Tuumble once performed oral sex on a man with 2 penes (correct latin too as a bonus)
Juan is in love with a blow up doll called Lola.
Charley advocated the war in Iraq
I have a blow up doll that looks like charley
EDIT
If I flip it over it looks like mikado
it was juan kerr who shot the sherrif
But sootyj shot the deputy.