Vader is your father.
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No, *I* am your father.
Vader was recently sacked from his job working in a pet shop
he got caught with his hands in the Trill
Lofthouse is in fact a secret millionaire, trying to decide which one of us to give a large sum of money to. He'll give it to the person who hassles him the most through PM and on the forum.
Vader was banned from Dixons during the 80s for going around every computer and writing a program to print "Tits" all over the screen. He carried his love of computers onto university where he gained a first class computer science degree followed by a PhD in AI. His latest project is a computer simulation of Dixon's in the 80s, populated by intelligent avatars that program the simulated computers to write "Tits" all over the virtual screens.
Ishy is stuck behind the radiator in the board room of the Chilean Lawn Tennis Association
Tuumble is not a man. He is a free number.
nature has played a cruel trick on Vader
he has four arses, a vagina, two penises and eighteen testicles
Lofthouse is just jealous.
Vader holds the prison record for hiding 43 shanks up his rectum at the same time. One was used to cut Jimmy Krankie in the excerise yard of Spandau prison.
Operated the "Portly Pig" puppet in the 1970's childrens TV show "Pitkins".
Lofthouse once disguised himself as a blade of grass for 15 hours.
Rob H lives in a giant powerball.
Chipolata's favourite flower is the daffodil. In springtime he regularly eats over 30 every day.
Rob H's official title is Princess William, until such time the Queen dies whenceforth he will assume the title Prisoner 547846