sootyj's favourite type of building material is a breezeblock.
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Rob H always has sloppy seconds.
Will Cam has spent 30 years trying - and failing - to summon-up the courage to walk in and take a porn mag off the top shelf of a newsagents. This despite the fact that he has owned and run the newsagents for the last 30 years.
Tim Walker has a split personality and can't bring himself to tell himself
Tim Walker's wee always smells of asparagus, despite the fact he's never eaten it.
Rob H's piggy bank is a real pig.
Sootyj enjoys walking around town, flashing his excited genitalia to random Gentile women. He refers to his throbbing, circumised erection as "The Shoah".
Tim was voted second cleverest man in the West Country.
He aims to win next year.
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Sootyj.
The Folky foursome had a lopsided ring to it. They all drew straws and Sootyj lost. What he didn't know was that the draw was fixed (he was always the butt of their jokes).
Will Cam has made a life size replice of Kate Middleton from spam, it only took 3 tins. He aims to make a Spamgina from the other 500 tins and sleep in it.
sootyj is a lover of all things Maroon 5.
Top banana is holding a royal street party in his underpants. If you go, don't eat the cream cheese.
Will Cam is the thinking man's James Corden.
John Lucas is the indiferent Hulk
Don't ask him about AV you wouldn't like him when you ask about AV.
Every Chav I know owns a pit-bull, a trampoline and a Sootyj (gypsies have two).