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TopBanana solied his pants and now a herbidacious border is growing there. The geraniums have also come up a treat...

Tuumble always carrys a thermos of tea to avoid being eaten by regretful cannibals.

Quote: sootyj @ April 26 2011, 2:37 PM BST

Tuumble always carrys a thermos of tea to avoid being eaten by regretful cannibals.

Sootyj has licked every stamp made since 1947. That horrible taste you get is his rancid spit, not horse glue as previously thought of.

Will Cam has two lazy eyes.

Will Cam is actually the name of a new Sony dinkle cam one straps to one's willy.

Why Will Cam chose to name himself after one of those is beyond me.

500 TYJ is sootyj's registration plate. He doesn't have a birth certificate, only branded crockery...

Tuumble lives inside a tuba owned by David Lynch.

John Lucas 101 lives inside a David Lynch owned by a tuba.

Vader invented the pig in 1954

Lofthouse tried to steal my invention in 1955.

Vader has a brother called Garth.

Only Tuumble knows the secret to long life.

Washing machines live longer with Ellie's pants in them.

Tim can guess anyones exact time & place of Birth just by asking a series of relevant questions

There is a 4 CD deluxe box set of Steve Sunshine available from all good record stores.

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