Top Banana is Shane Ritchie's stunt double.
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Juan Kerr is in The Guiness Book of Records as the only man to have made the walk from Lands End to John O'Groats using somebody else's feet.
Big Jack uses his car horn after 11pm in built-up areas.
Kate Middleton is planning to jilt Prince William at altar and head by moped to Bromley Registery Office to wed TopBanana instead. Unfortunately, William has the same idea and it will be race against time to who gets to tie the knot first...
Tuumble has been to all the sex shops in Kettering looking for Joy, sorry she does'nt exist she is an inflated dream you once had.
Dellas smells of apple juice.
TopBanana started the dogging craze. Being felated by a 23 stone middle-aged dinner lady, called Myra, through the back window of a 1998 Ford Mondeo, whilst Sampson, his Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever - tied to the nearside wing mirror, craftily licks his inner thigh is 'his bag'.
Juan thinks he has a family of ravens living in his hat. He never takes it off now because he's superstitious and doesn't want to die. Actually Juan they're only blackbirds, the yellow beaks are the clue.
Alfred Kippers Plagiarism thread wasn't very funny
Steve sunshine won Pipe Smoker of the Year 1973
'Eau d'lofthouse' is part of new disinfectant range from Chanel sold exclusively at Kwik Fit
Tuumble is an evil cheese trader. He pays frommage to the Devil.
Big Jack is actually little and called Russell, and he keeps one of his cousins locked up in his shed.
Vader created God
Juan Kerr prefers Richard Keys to Marion Keyes.