David Bussell once put a man into a coma after throwing a bottle of urine at them
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Sean Knight once gave David Bussell a bottle of urine.
Sootyj once filled a bottle with urine for me
Sean Knight paid Sootyj for a bottle of urine (he has no idea why)
Sootyj was the penultimate of the Mohicans
Big jack drank a bottle of urine whilst typing his last post... dirty lil' shit.
random decided, in the spirit of this part of the thread, to change his avator to a glass of his own urine - fair enough I say. However, what other substance, possibly bodily, is it topped off with - and who, or what, made the smiley face?
Juan Kerr is unaware that his mum's homemade apple-pie largely consists of dog-shit and bits of street paving.
King John Lucas 101's ascension carried on a 4,000 year tradition of his family monarchy of Chavland.
Inspired by our plucky boys in Afghanistan, and driven by a burning desire to serve his country, Big Jack joined the army. Unfortuately the soft bastard joined the Salvation Army. On a positive note though,his tambourine playing is now legendary throughout the force, and his solo rendition of verse 3 of 'Onward Chrsitian Soldiers' is talked about globally amongst fellow soldiers.
It still doesn't stop him being a soft bastard though.
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Peter Crouch's uncharacteristic hacking that got him sent off and blew Spurs chances in Europe has been traced back to an unusual parasite. The Big Jack is transmitted in dog faeces. Crouch does like the odd glass of dog shite.
Doesn't have a favourite member of the SS.
TopBanana won't get out of bed in the morning for anything less than 10,000lbs.
Big Jack is neither big nor really named Jack.