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Quote: Feeoree @ March 16 2011, 4:17 PM GMT

roscoff punches cats in the face for money.

It's supposed to be unfounded. Feeoree earns his pocket money by polishing Bob Diamonds shoes. No morals that man!

Roscoff loves my rhymes
He tells me all the time
He inserts clocks inside his arse
And promptly shits out chimes

Will Cam is having endless free salad from Harvester for dinner, without buying a main meal!

In German mythology the Corey O'Graffor was an ogre who feasted on barbecued wings of fairies and drank the tears shed by baby angels scared of his face.

It will be the subject of Terry Gilliam's next film, probably.

Big Jack isn't big.

Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?! No! It's Juan Kerr!

Oh. Wait. It was a bird...

Big Jack is the only remaining contributor to this thread

Big Jack gave my gran a mullet. I have to say, it suits her - the smelly old bitch.

Following Will Cam's miserable failed attempt to sell his idea of 'Wanking on Ice' to TV bigwigs (where he pitched via a lone Bolero based masturbation routine), his recent pitch to Andrew Lloyd Webber seems to have fared no better either.
'Coach Trip - The Musical' seems doomed to failure also.

Juan Kerr's real name is actually Wuan Kerr.

random works in Turkey's oldest brothel. He used to be a towell boy but is now in charge of recycling used condoms. He turns them inside out and sucks 5 at a time.

What a dirty bastard!

Will Cam is all better now

Hunchback
Bearded Lady
Conjoined twins
Elephant man
Big Jack

Spot the odd one out? No, neither can I.

Will Cam failed the audition for 'Mr Tumble'

Sean Knight once fell into a two year coma having been hit in the head by a bottle of urine hurled from a passing car.

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