British Comedy Guide

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Tim Walker is the BCG Community Support Officer.

Will Cam hasn't spoken to his brother, Steady, ever since an argument about David Bellamy's beard fourteen years ago.

Sad times.

Chip gave the hamster up his bum trick a go. They never found the hamster again.

Ellie likes dressing up as a hamster and hanging hopefully around Chip's house.

Georgetastic can turn his hair inside out.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 11 2011, 9:14 AM GMT

Okay, I'll do GGdown then.

GGdown actually has his face on the back of all stamps, so that you have to lick his face to use the Queen.

Ha, love it! I'm writing that down somewhere...

Anyway, Otterfox spends approximately 23% of his waking hours asleep.

GGDown is a secret Lemonade Drinker

Steve likes wearing lycra bodysuits when alone, it makes him feel special and smooth.

Dellas couldn't organise a brew up in a patisserie

Dellas couldn't organise a brew up in a patisserie

Big Jack knows how to post using his phone.

Big Jack has recently started a 'Kidz on da street!' Shakespeare Appreciation Society for persistent Asbo offenders in Tower Hamlets and Newham districts of London. He should be released from hospital shortly - as the bones and wounds are healing quite nicely apparently.

Juan Kerr wears women's underwear - before they take it off.

Washing machines live longer with Big Jack.

Tim Walker once diagnosed athlete's foot as cancer.

Godot Taxis is still bitter about that time he had his foot needlessly amputated.

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