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Big Jack wants to put his baggy bits in Tuumbles dryer!

Charley is not sex obsessed.

Ellie P is sex obsessed

Big Jack buys any car.com

Will Cam's one man show "Cam Shaft" can be seen performing every night in front of the bathroom mirror.

Quote: Big Jack @ February 9 2011, 8:27 PM GMT

Ellie P is sex obsessed

Ahem - unfounded... you haven't been around long enough to find that out though.

Big Jack was winner of Big Brother 5.

Ellie is a Mule whisperer

Woe to you oh earth and sea, for the devil sends Will Cam with wrath, for he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of Will Cam, for it is a bingo number, and its number is six hundred and sixty six, clickety click.

Big Jack carved his own hands out of wood.

There are three finalists of "Britain's Got Narcissists 2011 are:

*** Bill-iant! ***, *** Sue-per! *** and *** George-tastic! ***

Big Jack just can't get enough. He just can't get enough.

Sudden meteor shower hits impoverished housing estate in East Midlands.
Lookout ggDown.

Okay, I'll do GGdown then.

GGdown actually has his face on the back of all stamps, so that you have to lick his face to use the Queen.

Ellie has been cautioned three-times by the police for fishing naked in the Thames save for rubber waders.

Quote: Will Cam @ February 9 2011, 9:53 PM GMT

Ellie is a Mule whisperer

A rather confused one though? A mule whisperer should surely be whispering into the animal's ear, not its groin? Huh?

Quote: chipolata @ February 11 2011, 10:07 AM GMT

Ellie has been cautioned three-times by the police for fishing naked in the Thames save for rubber waders.

Chip was the original founder of So Solid Crew, but left after he witnessed one of the young louts committing a blatant littering offence.

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