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Tuumble was once the unofficial snake-charmer for the Dutch Royal Family, and could get an adder to do amazing things with a wicker basket and a ping-pong ball.
Blenkinsop is Prince Harry's real father - but the nation just has to pretend.
Big Jack works as a mechanic for Eddie Stobbart haulage.
dellas is the recognised scientific term for gout
Roscoff is the reason why the deluxe edition of Frankie goes to Hollywood's (difficult) second album was pulled just a day before release. 
Tuumble was once shot with beads of his own shit.
Will Cam has a teddy bear called Mr Bormann.
Big Jack is a dwarf currently appearing in 'Cinderella' in Batley theatre in Leeds.
Dellas Once skated the entire length of the M25 playing a kazoo.
She hoped it would be for Charity but didn't tell anyone beforehand.
Steve is going shopping to 'Farmfoods', he will park his white van in those big spaces right near the entrance.
dellas sells donkeys' orgasms online - delivered in little pink boxes to Barry Manilow fans.
Juan Kerr thought the moibus strip was a lap dance for nerds.
Big Jack was executive producer on the short lived 80s Swedish documentary series, 'Doing it with Turnips'.
Tuumble fancies Bambi's mother