Georgetastic paid £3000 to have watermarks of Jill Dando's feet burnt onto his eyelids. They can only be seen when you shine a torch into his ears.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 64
Trabs is actually Sponge Bob Square Pants and lives in a pineapple under the sea... SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Ellie JP's favourite smell is the tears of sobbing infants.
Trabs keeps a life size replica of Wembley Stadium in his basement.
Tuumble is a conjoined twin hermaphrodite - going by the picture.
Jack starred in two episodes of the BBC3 sitcom "Shut it you Wanker"
As Howlin' Gerald Pipkin the Time Travelling Credit Controller
Steve Sunshine's foray into basement conversion work ended abruptly following testimonials on his website from a Herr Fritzl in Austria and Mr F West from Gloucester. Not one to be undaunted, Steve's latest venture has him installing swimming pools with a Mr Barrymore as his partner.
The Vestal Virgins changed their name two weeks after Juan Kerr joined their order.
They became the Very Virgins.
Big Jack wants my job - this is good news as he's welcome to it.
Tuumble doesn't know how to spell tumble.
Blenkinsop has no problem understanding what "unfounded" means.
Big Jack really needs to be told how bad he looks in yellow and purple stripes.
If GGDown had an "o" he'd be a Count.
If Jack was Big maybe he'd get a count?.
dellas started the Macarena dance craze during an all-night drinking session with Eamonn Holmes, Shakin Stevens and Edwina Curry.