Who is Juan Kerr?
Sarge?
No.
Rosemarie?
No.
Henry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could be...!
Juan Juan Kerr,
Number 1 super guy.
Juan Juan Kerr,
Quicker than the human eye.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 62
Big Jack is sooooooooo pretty.
EllieJP has just joined up with the England Rugby squad as team masseuse specialising in groin injuries.
OMG Dream Job!!!
Tuumble is the shortest man in Britain.
Ellie doesn't know where her shoes are.
Graham Bandage's celebrity toe-nail and pube collection is a sight to behold. He pays hotel maids in posh hotels to let him examine vacuum cleaner bags.
Are you related to Shane McGowan?
Dellas is fully conversant with the concept of this thread.
Juan Kerr has written down the secret to life in a book, hidden that book in a safe behind a picture of himself with a lion.
Ellie JP and Lionel Blair each have a half-share in a racing stoat called Frank.
Juan Kerr likes haiku
Because he can count up to
Five, seven and five.
Nil Putters likes to 
on 
(can be read as NP likes to puke on pirates but I personally prefer to see it as a pea)
Georgetastic stares at himself in the mirror singing the words to "Over the Rainbow" every morning.
Ellie JP eats Prunes, prunes spoons and spoons prunes.
*the prune is a stool softener apparently*