Will Cam is so tight fisted he spends all his days trawling London to have his picture taken with various celebs so that he can avoid paying to go into Madame Tussauds.
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Jaun Kerr has a keen interest in the Watergate scandal.
At least that's what he said to his wife when she caught him watching "Deep Throat".
Big Jack has opened boutique selling pastry-based nasal wigs.
Tuumble is the writer of a television series set in the 1920s which centres on a set of shelves that administers medical relief to the residents of the fictional Scottish town of Tannochbrae.
"Dr Finlay's Bookcase" is currently enjoying a repeat run on "Yesterday".
We all know that in April 1945 Adolf Hitler committed suicide in his bunker, south-West of Berlin. Over the years, speculation has been rife - was it a cyanide tablet? Was it a gunshot? The real answer? It was Big Jack, whom Hitler had 5 days earlier, ordered to eat nothing but Beef Madras, duck eggs and lentils who administered the final act. The fuhrer instructed BJ to simply break wind - just once - in his face. It was a swift and painless death. Eva Braun who was in the next room, reading, died too - yet a little slower and more agonisingly. That boy sure can fart!
Juan Kerr has had two ribs removed to make it easier to give oral sex to the artist formally known as Prince.
Big Jack's birth certificate is actually a warranty for 1963 Vauxhall Victor.
Tuumble is the special glue made from virgin's fanny batter that sticks the soles of espadrilles on.
In the Slovac language, Willcam, literally translates as Muppet Spunk.
Kind of makes sense doesn't it?
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o,
And on that farm he had Juan Kerr, ooooh, ohhhh, yeahhhhh.
With a Big Jack here
And a big Jack there
Here a Jack, there a jack
Selling kiddies porn and Crack
Old MacDonald f**ks Big Jack
Up his, up his ....hooooooooooooole
Will Cam, Will Cam sat on a wall
Will Cam, Will Cam had a big fall
All the arse shaggers - some very butch men.
F**ked his tight ringpiece - then f**ked it again.
Ah! those nursery school memories.....
(Anyone else starting to think this thread might - just might - have run its course?)
Tim Walker isnt too precious, and doesn't think that harmless threads for a bit of fun on a comedy forums should be stopped.
Juan Kerr was the first ever winner of the Nobel Prize for Connect Four.