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Tim Walker has three mottos, two of which are in esperanto.
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Steve Sunshine is bitter that his ambitions to become a pop star were thwarted when his breakthrough single, a cover version of Donna Summer's She Works Hard For The Money, was kept off this year's Christmas Number 1 spot by the X-Factor single. (And two hundred other releases, notably including sootyj's "comedy" Band Aid spoof - 'Jews, They Know It's Christmas!? - which reached number 17 on iTunes.) He's particularly bitter because he'd invested all his savings earned from "escorting" disabled old men to the "pub", in the manufacturing and marketing costs.
Tim Walker is head of the mafia in Dorking. He recently had to display his ruthless side when dealing with Ernest Parkinson, 68, proprietor of 'Have I got shoes for you!', a geriatric footwear store specialising in everyday aids for the elderly with limited dorsiflexion problems in the foot - that borders on a plantar flexion contracture.
Ironically and cruelly,'Don' Walker instructed his henchmen to crush Mr Parkinson's metatarsals, David Beckham style, as punishment for being 2 units of de-luxe orthotic insoles short - in his weekly handover to his loyal bagman (Will Cam).
Tim Walker can be a right c**t!
Juan is chief editor of the paper, Gay Jews. His first sitcom has just been commissioned.
On behalf of all at BCG, surely congratulations must go to Alfy Kipps©, who today has been honoured by Her Majesty in the New Year's honours list.
He now becomes Sir Alfred J Kipper! Hurrah!
The honour is bestowed upon him by HRH in recognition of his services, over the years, with his hands-on, practical therapy work within the farmyard animal community - for those beasts suffering with severe libido issues.
When tracked down for interview at his cosy Dorset barn, Alfy, typically, wanted to play the honour down somewhat. However, as he, skillfully, yet somewhat roughly, inserted his heavily gloved fist into Petunia, a Wessex Saddleback sow with frigidity issues, - whilst nuzzling her ear and kneeding her teats, Alfy mumbled, almost inaudible words, about his humility and pride in this royal recognition.
The interview was suddenly cut short as Petunia, with a blood curdling shriek, orgasmed, as only a Wessex can, she then turned upon Alfy with a fiendish look upon her face - a look that one would suspect Alfy has seen many times before.
It seemed wrong to deprive them of their privacy during this tender moment.....
Juan Kerr has to be shod every 6 weeks on account of hoofitus (caught as a young child from dirty pants).
Will Cam has a caravan shaped like a penis
Tuumble has a penis shaped like a caravan.
Roscoff's best friend is a satsuma called Noggin.
Primeval is back on TV tonight as a direct result of Ishy lobbying ITV bosses through the medium of kidnapping children.
Will Cam was an extra in Father Ted.
Ann Summers got the inspiration for her mega successful sex accessory empire after seeing her friend Ellie's bedroom. While they were at primary school.
AJK's name on a scrabble board gives a surprisingly low score of 4
Will Cam uses marmalade as his primary hairpiece adhesive. His wife tells a funny story of when he first started wearing it, and he went out to the shops with a piece of toast stuck to his head.
Alfy Kipps© loves to love - but his baby just wants to dance.