Quote: Will Cam @ December 9 2010, 12:42 PM GMTroscoff hates cheese
roscoff shags bees
up the back passage
whilst not saying pleaseroscoff loves ham
roscoff f**ks ham
but if there's a shortage
he'll settle for Spam
Child.
Ellie's left knee is called Robert.
Child indeed
O soldier, soldier, won't you marry me
With your musket fife and drum?
O no sweet maid I cannot marry you
Because roscoff got there first.......the bastard
There was a young pipper called Cam
Who appeared a very fine man
But if you give him your slipper
The horrid little critter
He'll fill it with dried spunk and roast ham
roscoff, roscoff, where have you been?
"I've been to London to visit the Queen"
roscoff, roscoff what did you do then?
He f**ked all the corgis and shat in Big Ben
Rumours abound that Will Cam's back bedroom is a shrine to Joe Swash. This would fit in with previous reports of Will being seen sniiffing underpants on Mr Swash's washing line, and dressing up as a kangaroo in 'Im a Celebrity Get me out of here!' when Joe appeared (and won)- presumably in the hope of being shagged by him?
It's all very sad.....
Juan Kerr is a 36C
Will Cam once pinched Germaine Greer's botty at a party thrown by Kenneth Tynan. He won his bet but had to leave the party early, on a stretcher, with both hands on his privates. >_<
Every time Alfy Kipps© f**ks his pet pig, Bill Gates makes a dollar. Microsoft is Bill's 2nd largest income stream........
Alfy Kipps - he f**ks pigs
You should hear them holler!
Every time a pig is shagged
Bill Gates makes a dollar
Juan Kerr is AJK's pet pig (he gets 10% commission each time).
Will Cam is baby Jack's father in Coronation Street. Kevin (low sperm count)Webster used to borrow Will's potent jizz and inject it down his jap's eye prior to coitus.
I've just visited www.TyroneDobbs.com and grassed Will up. 
At the same party Will's friend Juan was later asked to stay the night by Tynan's wife. A newcomer to the ways of the British inteligensia at the time, he naively accepted, anticipating a good shag with a horny toff woman.
The same stretcher that carried Will off earlier was used to take out a pitifully battered and naked Juan Kerr to the Kensington and Chelsea Hospital, with Mrs Tynan looking on with a satisfied smile in her PVC cat suit and a relieved looking Kenneth Tynan with a cigarrette between his fingers, giving Juan a very favourable review.
It's strange how sometimes the truth gets distorted when reported afterwards. Whilst I do recall being carried out on a stretcher, it wasnt because of Mrs Tynan's amorous interventions, but rather Alfy Kipps continual butt-f**k rape of me on that treacherous evening.
If memory serves me well, it was Messrs Tynan and Francis Bacon who pinned me down savagely prior to Alfy's anal invasion - whilst John Osborne and Samuel Beckett, both sipping chilled Dubonnet and smoking pungent Burmese cigars, complimented Alfy on this performance being 'his finest, thus far, this week' - and it was still only Monday.
As the burly stretcher bearers navigated me around a dishevelled and intoxicated Harold Lang, lying in a heap with vomit stains on his blue velvet waistcoat, I distinctly recall seeing Alfy, with a self-satisfied grin and a huge erection (well...huge for him anyway) approaching Mr Tynan, who was sans-trousers and touching his toes. I recall thinking that Kensington and Chelsea hospital would, most certainly, be a welcome retreat for me that night.
The court records of the subsequent case will confirm these facts.....
Juan Kerr sings castrato at Covent Garden.
Roscoff met a toff
on a snowy day
Wanked him off
What a flipping gay
Sooty j, the toff, went walking in the snow yesterday. He came home happy.