British Comedy Guide

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Tuumble, due to his near extinct status, will be on display in London Zoo throughout September.

Nat auditoned for X factor with an act that involved pelvic muscle control and ping pong balls.

Timbo possesses a diphallus

The Cool Mikado has great hair and spends an hour a day preening himself until it's just right... whilst he screams in the mirror "JUST RIGHT, JUST RIGHT."

Quote: EllieJP @ August 26 2010, 10:21 AM BST

The Cool Mikado has great hair and spends an hour a day preening himself until it's just right... whilst he screams in the mirror "JUST RIGHT, JUST RIGHT."

Ellie JP is the drinking man's crumpet.

David Bussell's smile cures most diseases. But, makes women put cats in bins.

Gavin severely beat a rent boy "for a laugh"

The Cool Mikado spent several hours in A&E afterwards.

Nil speaks out of his ear and listens through his mouth.

Ellie speaks 5 languages including cunilingus

Roscoff was named 'Bounder of the Year' 1995 and 1997.

John Lucas is in fact over 101 years old and actually fought in the Boer War. He ran away though when the nasty stuff started.

bigfella is an unstoppable cyborg sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor.

bigfella (109) fought next to John Lucas in the Boer War. He was brave enough to fight then - but isnt brave enough to have back crack and sack wax now.

Game fail. Everybody out!

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