roscoff has been announced as the host of the 2018 World Cup, causing heartache for the millionsones of fans from Veroniroodeye the Mercilitz who have claimed a conspiracy from the start, as their bid was better, but they were not in the clique 
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Will Cam never breaches site guidelines re speculating about multiple IDs and, even if he did breach those guidelines, he'd never do it in the sure and certain knowledge that no moderator will take any action - as he knows the BCG rules apply to all members equally.
Will Cam has, today, put himself forward for nomination as the next president of the Chuckle Brother's Fan Club. He is in contention, for this prestigious post, with Stephen Fry, Fiona Phillips, and H, formerly of 'Steps'. Whilst H is the bookmakers' early favourite, never discount Will - as the plucky boy never knows when he's beaten - until he's beaten - and even then he's never 100% sure he's been beaten. He can be rather dim - our Will. But hey - we love him!
Juan Kerr is the love child of Graham Norton and Dale Winton.
Roscoff has just taken out the local franchise for Probe'n'Check, a drive-in manual prostate testing service centre.
The fee is just £10 - and Roscoff will pay you by either cash or by cheque.
Juan Kerr is the smell produced by 3 day old spunkytish.
Will Cam is the 13th day of Christmas.
Every time it snows in Scotland it's because Roscoff is masturbating.
Juan Kerr comes in two or four berth options
Will Cam is the inventor of the FleshLight, which he created to help ease his crippling sexual loneliness.
Nat Wicks invented Chewits and penguin biscuits.
Last week Will Cam was officially declared an occluded front
roscoff hates cheese
roscoff shags bees
up the back passage
whilst not saying please
roscoff loves jam
roscoff f**ks ham
but if there's a shortage
he'll settle for Spam
Will Cam hugs a slipper for warmth at night. He names him Sammy.