Nat Wicks sleeps in a postbox. It's how she's got all those posts.
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That's not a twinkly star in Will Cam's avatar. It's his mutant sperm.
Nat Wicks is a real-life model for medical students who need to study female genitalia that went wrong.
Juan Kerr is the reason Nat Wicks' genitalia went wrong
Shaggy 292 runs a Market stall selling Adrian Chiles Memorabillia
WE all know and love the film Elephant Man - where the grotesque Joseph Merrick (John Merrick in the film) was potrayed by John Hurt. The producers of said film searched high and low to find a natural stand in for Mr Merrick's character for scenes that were not covered by Mr Hurt's insurance. Steve Sunshine autitioned for said part, and initially landed the plum role, only to be later stepped down on the basis that the director considered that he was one hell of an ugly f**ker.
Juan Kerr is armless following a freak toenail cutting incident
Tuumble is a woman trapped in a squids body.
Will Cam ran a jellied eel stall with a bloke called Simon Cowell. Apparently , according to Will, Cowell knew jack shit about making money and spent most of his time listening to music all over London and Will claims that he was the driving force. Within 17 years they had a half share in another stall up the road - such was the force of Will's business acumen. The guy Cowell just f**ked off one day and has never been heard of since - whereas Will clears 7k a year now, clear of taxes! Will Cam 1 Simon Cowell guy 0!
Juan Kerr has set me thinking about Nat Wicks's genitalia.
No. Wait.
These claims are supposed to be unfounded.
D'oh!
Ming the Mirthless made up a game to see how many women he could impregnate in a year... unfortunately, Ming couldn't get anyone to actually sleep with him in the first place to the game was void.
EllieJP has brought this thread back on track by making an unfounded claim about me.
Ming owns a Chinese takeaway in West Bromich. It mings, you can smell it in East Bromich.
Alfred J Kipper (or Alfred Jay Kipper for short) can lick his own eyes. This in itself might not seem interesting but his eyes were sold to a giraffe in 1976 so his mum could buy a cornetto.
Will Cam was once the bearded lady in a travelling freak circus.