Nil has eaten Julia and that's why we haven't seen her for months.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 4
Unfounded!! 
TMI!
Ooh you editing fiend.
Zooo secretly hates cats. It's all a clever ruse.
zooo's love of cats resulted in a restraining order from Garfield.
Nil has been working on a Tick costume in secret. He just has to work out the muscley parts.
No! My cat was called Garfield! He loved meee.
He It didn't, he's It's a cat.
Andrea goes to cock fights. And has a big un.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 26 2010, 12:18 AM BSTHe It didn't, he's It's a cat.
He did too. 
Ok, ok, he did.
But he didn't.
If Red Dwarf has taught us anything it's that cat's only love themselves and flash suits. 
Ummm, zooo is really Aaron in a dress.
Nil's a nice, normal human being.
Late at night, Aaron gets out his mighty Tippex pot, slips on a pair of silken y-fronts with a strident Union Jack design, and ventures forth into the darkness, determined to right the wrongs that besmirch the English language.
No typo, spelling error or grammatical faux-pas will be spared from the hot white correction fluid that liberally squirts from his righteous nozzle. And despite his love for her, Zooo is the first to get it in the face, because of her superfluous "O".
Lee Henman has lived inside his television set for the last 15 years, his only company is a dog that visits him on occassion to help him with punchlines for greetings cards, a little bit like the littlest hobo, but of course this dog is massive.
Bigfella is in training for Boston unicycle marathon and is wondering if speedos are appropriate attire for the post-race opera.