Will Cam once snuck round my house and inpregnated me with a gremlin baby.
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Ellie called it Sootyj, he haunts this site.
Will Cam has a bicyle, where the spokes are made out of the spines of dead African children. And he killed them.
John Lucas is completely round. Like a wagon wheel.
Chipolata can't eat sausages. He loves them but they hate him. They want him dead. The last time he cooked some in his frying pan they spat at him and one even tried to jump on him. He was very upset and had to see a psychiatrist.
Alfred J Kipper wears ladies panties. The kind of ladies you saw in 70s porno films. He think that he looks cool but Selina Scott would say differently (if he hadn't killed her in a gay rage).
Will Cam spent all last weekend taking upskirt photos of his eminent holiness, The Pope.
John Lucas once ate a urinal cake for a laugh but nobody laughed. Just stared in horror.
Chipolata might fool some of the people some of the time but he can't fool George Michael into believing he is anything other than a gay lay boy (George can spot one at 20 paces).
The moniker 'Will Cam' relates to the holders never ending capacity for fitting cams arbitrarily to any piece of vintage audio hardware.
The British Medical Association (BMA), recently commissioned the Royal College of Physicians to conduct an in-depth study into the human phenomenon that is Frankie Rage. After 18 months of painstaking, meticulous research and experimentation on Frankie, the RCP, concluded that Frankie Rage is 'A simple being that converts pizza into shit and best bitter into piss'.
Juan Kerr
Juan Kerr
Riding through the glen
Juan Kerr
Juan Kerr
Sucking lots of Men
He robs from the rich
and gives to himself
Juan Kerr
Juan Kerr
licks man fur
Will Cam's posts make blind men see.
Frankie Rage's real name is Franklin Polite
Tuumble is Louis Walsh's shadow. The genial, cheeky Irishman discovered he didnt possess a shadow - so he pays tuumble handsomely to follow 50 metres behind him at all times. When sunshine appears - Tuumble moves in closer, positioning Louis between himself and the sun - then he mimics all of Louis' movements. Tuumble is a shadow of his former self.