Herc is a writer & recently had a set of poems published in the Screwfix Catalogue
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Loft house auditioned for the part of Desmond in Desmond's. I can't remember why he didn't get the part?
Will's brother replaced him with a dog. Oh no that was Bernie on the right there. Say hello Shnorbitz.
Alfred makes miniature dildos for doll's houses.
Firkin's surname is Royce you might have heard of his brother Rolls.
When Will Cam Feeds the Ducks he always poisons at least one piece of bread as he strongly believes that life should not always be fair
Steve Sunshine's 'Green Lives Matter' campaign had to be put on hold today after it was revealed that sales of frogs legs in France increased by 200% after the publicity surrounding its launch. "How can Kermit take a knee if he hasn't any legs?" Shouted Mr Sunshine as he abruptly cut short the French launch of his new campaign, 'a snail is for life not just for lunch'.
playfull invented the wheel
LittleAlexHooooorne likes to invent words and then ask his dyslexic son to find them in the dictionary.
God made man in his own image. But it was Firkin who invented the human elbow joint. Before this simple invention it was almost impossible to drink a cup of tea.
Playfull has started a home delivery service selling mung bean inspired vegan meals solely for the left-wing market. There is a choice of 2 products. Firstly plain mung beans in a mung bean sauce. The second is mung beans with a sense of entitlement, righteousness, wokeness and an inability for open debate. He's doing very well - the capitalist bastard.
Will Cam can still be seen most days shuffling through the streets with his two full books of Green Shield stamps held in his trembling hand, looking to redeem them for the orange space hopper he'd always promised himself, since he never did receive one at Christmas, despite Mummy and Daddy promising they would buy one for him.
If he asks you where the shop is, just smile benignly and point vaguely to the middle distance, as he's quite harmless.
Herc regularly bathes in lemon curry
lofthouse spends most of his weekends annoying chickens.
Herc has the worlds biggest (or should that be smallest?) collection of miniature replicas of miniature replicas.