Divvy.
Ha, ha, ha.
Herc was called a divvy at school.
Brilliant.
Whereas I was Hot Stuff. 
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AH is supporting Alison Moyet on her 'I used to be big but don't body shame me' tour. When I say support, he's actually no use whatsoever.
Will Cam lives in a house built entirely from old Argos catalogues.
Chipolata spends most evenings Linseeding his cricket bat, whilst Mrs Chipolata sits in the garden flicking her pea to the amusement of her pussy. Chip might then spend a while poking his stick in the mole hole whilst his wife shows her bush to the neighbours....
Oh no, i think my euphemisitus is returning...yep, i can feel it cumming over me...
Harry Hill would cry "Dirty Boy!"; but I think playfull is just a naughty boy and needs his botty smacking.
Herc travels everywhere in a blue bumper car.
Chip works at Poundland but his ambition vastly outweighs his ability. He does however, for reasons associated with the noble art of cottaging, have the ear of the chairman. Hence from Monday next week you can buy your plastic shite from £117,000-Land.
Will's wife lied to him about being allergic to nuts.
Firkin doesn't believe in modern technology - he still does his washing on stones in the local stream.
Herc's laminated his pets to make them easier to clean.
Chip is still trying to sue the financial industry for his share of the "chip and pin" royalties.
Herc chatting to a local on his trip to China a few years ago. His wife took the photo from the hotel balcony. "Typical Herc," she said, "the take away was cold by the time he got back."
Playful pretends to be a bottle of almost empty HP sauce, to encourage people to smack his behind.
Firkin will be seen in your town/city one day soon as he scours the country looking for a redemption shop to exchange his five books of Green Shield stamps for a kettle - hasn't had a hot drink in over 6 months.
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