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Beaky once perpetuated the media driven myth that Lenny Henry was a black man by colouring in every TV screen in the 70's when TISWAS was on. It was a complete waste of time because any intelligent person knows he is Chinese.
Will Cam has been accused of leaking confidential information on the BCG clique to serial rape charge dodger Julian Assange. The information leaked is thought to contain the names, addresses and clique membership numbers of everyone in all three tiers of the BCG clique (if you are a member and did not know that there are three tiers then you are still in tier one).
The BCG staff first found out about the leak after a spoof news letter was sent out yesterday containing details of the clique's secret on line handshake as well as results of a confidential member's poll on whether Mrs Browns boys was in fact a comedy or a documentary. BCG security officer and spokesperson 'Mark' (not his real name - which is Mark (without the quote marks)) said he had no idea how the data breach had occurred as all clique details were kept in a tin under his bed.
Mark wanted to reassure clique members that the BCG had upgraded its internet security by adding a 4 to the three-digit sequential number it had previously used as its password.
Pasty faced bed wetter Assange said he had no intention of releasing the stolen data on his cash cow 'WikiLeaks' as he feared terrible retribution from the powerful and notoriously vindictive 'clique ultras'. He added that anyway he had no idea what 'comedy' was.
Playfull once remonstrated with the head of EMI records, Rod Hull, when Hull insisted that Playfull's rock-gospel group - Crosby, Stilles, Nash and Judas, changed the title of their second album to 'Emu's Cock'. Playfull was particularly incensed as by a strange coincidence he was born with a birthmark across his face in the shape of an Emu's cock and was a tad sensitive about it.
Rod Hull would not budge, insisting that a facial focal point had not done Ziggy Stardust any harm. Playfull resigned himself to the fact that his contractual obligations (namely the photo Hull had of him rimming Grotbags) meant that he had to concede defeat.
Oh how the strange hand of fate intervened when Hull asked Playfull to hold a ladder for him while he fixed his TV ariel. Well we all know how that ended.........
Coincidence or confession?
WILL CAM is a phonetic anagram of KILL WHAM......
Playfull used to be Bono's manager
Until he put the Edges hat on for a laugh, and was banned from Ireland
Steve Sunshine spent the last 30 years building a time machine that can only transport him 9 seconds into the past or the future on a Thursday between 7pm and 8pm. Unfortunately Mrs Sunshine has for some time attended a colonic workshop between the said hours. Does he have to drive her? No, he just enjoys her discomfort.
Will Cam won £37,000,000 on the Euro Lottery, which he then used in its entirety to buy the BCG. Enabling him to ensure no one posted funnier posts than him. This explains the absence of SootyJ, MarkP & Steve Sunshine, and why you cannot read this post.
Playfull is a totally imaginary member of BCG and doesn't post anything. But you imagine he does. Imagine if he did..
Frankie Rage is a pseudo name of Welsh performance artist 'Barry Cross'. Barry first rose to fame with his record breaking '37,000 letters to the times over 27 years, without getting one published' piece.
It is not know what project currently occupies Frankie/Barry but it is rumoured that he is working on a long term project to bring down the world wide web from the inside...
Playfull was picked to play up front for Man United against Leicester this afternoon. He turned down the chance because he found out The Care Bear Movie' was on TCM.
Will Cam once spent an interesting evening in Hammersmith A&E chatting to Marc Almond whilst they both waited to have their stomachs pumped...
From the Guinness Book of Urban Myths.
Playfull stunned onlookers at the recent British Fashion awards with his cutting edge "man boob" reduction vest. His debut on the cat walk was met with vibrant applause from all who attended the prestigious event.
Confirmation indeed that the garment obviously did exactly what it was designed to do.
Hildegard Titweavil claims to be fluent in 10 languages - but i don't consider gibberish and mumbling to be proper languages.
Playfull broke the g string on my violin over a year ago and has yet to buy me a replacement.