Will Cam tells people I know who Chumlee is and that I've set foot in a Greggs in last five years.
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Sarc thinks deliniation is the secret ingredient in Reggae Reggae sauce.
Will Cam keeps an ickle little mouse in his underpants.
HGT DREAMS IN CAPITALS.
Will Cam has a beautifully ornate occasional table. Which he uses all the time with a knowing sense of irony...resulting in a permanent but barely perceptible slight smile. This is thought by many to be the inspiration behind DaVinci's Mona Lisa's smile which he used to replace his first choice of a big cheesy grin.
playfull has a stick of rhubarb in his pocket he calls Cedric
Hercules Grytpype Thynne is an avid marbles collector and owns the worlds largest Goby.
Definitely Tarby wears a false moustache and beard in his house at all times but takes them off when he goes out so as to be incognito.
Frankie wears clothes in the house but takes them all off when he goes out because he's a perv.
HGT was offered a lucrative contract with PIXAR but couldn't find a pencil.
Will Cam will cam for £10.99 per fifteen minutes accepting requests using large root vegetables and next doors pony for a further £4.99
Sarc died many years ago and is communicating with us through a lucrative contract with TV show Most Haunted and his line manager Derek Acorah.
That's closer to the truth than you realise.
Paulted conceals numerous biscuits on himself as he fears that they will become outlawed.
Sarc's first performance in front of a living audience was beneath a leaking roof in the Egromont branch of Screwfix.
His newly purchased hair piece was saved from the inclement weather by an ill fitting dutch cap.
Hildegard Titweavil invented ice, but forgot to patent it. He laughs every time he orders a Campari and soda.