Nick Nockerty was recently successful in selling his wife's nipples on ebay. Now he has to tell her..
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Quote: Frankie Rage @ 13th November 2015, 5:34 PM GMTNick Nockerty was recently successful in selling his wife's nipples on ebay. Now he has to tell her..
Having accused Nick Nockerty of nipple nicking,
Frankie had to admit,
He was still holding the nipple,
So now he feels a tit.
When she found out he'd auctioned her nipples, Nick's wife chased him around the house and caught him in a nook under the stairs, strung him up by the neck, whipped out some pinking shears and hacked his nacks off:
It made headlines in the local rag:
Nick Nockerty, Nooked, Necked, Nacked.
That's the price of <3 I guess..
Frankie is a sleuth of great note; or is that sloth ? He recently busted the infamous nasty knackers and nipple nicking ring; or he may have just busted his own ring ? Well whatever happened, Frankie loved cracking it. 
In order to increase his wedge
Nick sold his wifes nips to old Reg
And when she learned of the facts
She chopped off Nick's nacks
And now he's all meat and no veg
Hanky panky Frankie loves to play a prank
Sometime they go wrong, like when the titanic sank
Sometime they go well like provoking Clarkson to punch
But that was easy because the BBC are a naive bunch.
His most audacious and historic prank of all
was tricking Germany to pull down the Berlin wall
If only they knew that Hasselhoff was drunk in bed
And they were listening to a hoax Hoff sing instead. 
Hickory dickory dockerty
The mouse run up Nick Nockerty
When it got past his shin
It found itself well in
And there was plenty o' cheese round his cockerty
We're on a roll.. 
Quote: Frankie Rage @ 17th November 2015, 6:28 PM GMTWe're on a roll..
Frankie's poetry is known to be cheesy
But that doesn't make rhyming any easy (er)
He's convinced he's a big cheese, a lump of cheddar
But he's more a baby bell, because his colour is redder
He likes it when he's on a roll,
Rather than tossed in salad bowl
But his wife insists on the bowl, it's less messy.
Nick and Frankie are obsessed by nipples. Nick because he has 1 less than he should and Frankie because he has 1 more than he should
Davey Jay's poems are like his nackers
There's only one and dry as cream crackers
The other one was bitten off in a fight
With a rancid old dog on a Saturday night
The one that remains is all shrivelled and worn
From regular wanks while watching donkey porn
He is having a secret relationship with me.
Quote: Bentfer @ 18th November 2015, 2:20 PM GMTHe is having a secrete relationship with me.
Too much information...
playful has webbed feet - friends call him Orville.
David Cameron, could be
We all know Telefono's head is always in the cloud
That's where he saves his embarrassing photos and music, like Girls Aloud.
So when rushing to hit a deadline for the BBC
Telefono sent the wrong link, one from his dodgy browsing history
The response duly came back "nice picture of a hairy twat"
However regrettably CBBC could never broadcast that.