playfull
Monday 10th August 2015 10:15am [Edited]
Nottingham
2,088 posts
Davey Jay was in the news recently when he heroically fought off a shark attack whilst taking part in a South African surfing competition. The whole world watched aghast as he repeatedly punched the shark before being rescued by a man on a Jet Ski.
It has however come to light that this was no random attack. The Shark has now claimed that this is not the first time he has been attacked by Mr Jay, and that in fact Mr Jay was in breach of an ASBO order not to come within 500m of the shark or his wife. The shark claims that he was merely resting his teeth on Mr Jays Surf board whilst asking him to leave his wife alone when Mr Jay launched an unprovoked attack on him.
A friend of the Shark a Mr Troy Tempest told us that Mr Jay had become infatuated with the Sharks wife and would not take no for an answer and that he repeatedly turned up at the shark's reef pretending to be 'interested in the coral'. He stated that the shark was forced into applying for the ASBO after Mr Jay turned up drunk and kept putting his arm into the shark's mouth and shouting that he was being attacked.
Mr Jay has denied the claims stating that he has no un-natural feelings for the Sharks wife, and that he finds the thought of sex with a fish completely abhorrent. He further stated that he is now in a steady relationship with a Dolphin - 'which is a mammal and definitely not a fish' he added.