Nick Nocherty's is the only telephone number that Nick Grimshaw doesn't have on his mobile
And to this day no one knows why
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Steve makes plasticine models of lady's parts and then abuses himself over them.
Herc is Sinead O'Conner's personality coach. Enough said there then........
Will Cam has just joined the Jehovah's Witnesses, unfortunately his membership number is 144,001 so he's still f**ked!
Playfull had a nasty accident with a swarm of exclamation marks, and has been seeing f**ing stars every since.
Nick Nockerty is the replacement for the jinxed Smiler ride at Alton Towers. Little do they know that he regularly pulls ladies legs off to sell down his market stall in Hove.
Will Cam's party piece is to crack walnuts in his arse cheeks.
Herc was the body double for Fay Wray in King Kong.
It's amazing what a pair of slingbacks can do...
Will Cam has invented the world's first euphemism cream, which he intends to use to polish Lewis Hamilton's helmet...
Lewis Hamilton crashed at the Italian grand prix. Due to being highly aroused by this exeprience he got stuck in the cock pit. He is suing Playfull for selling him euphemism cream, which he believe caused the arousal.
Nick has a criminal record from when he asked a young lady to have a lick of his stick of "Blackpool Rock".
Herc bottles dog farts and makes sick babies inhale them.
Will cam has never let his lifelong pacifism get in the way of his love of boxing. In his long career he has had dozens of fights but has never actually thrown a punch. This combined with what his manager describes as a 'Helen Keller' defence has resulted in him ending up with a face like Arthur Mullard's armpit, a broken set of Waterloo teeth and an unblemished record of never winning a round, never mind a fight.
His closest fight was against fellow pacifistic pugilist Audley Harrison. After 12 punch free rounds of dancing around each other Audley was eventually awarded a points win for showing a slightly more aggressive bucket spit.
Quote: Will Cam @ 22nd June 2015, 9:19 PM BSTHerc bottles dog farts and makes sick babies inhale them.
Being very flatulent, Playfull has been asked to sit in his own pew at church.
Nick Nockerty! Now there's a name I haven't heard since the days of the 4th Briddlington Scouts. 450 of us boys at a scout jamboree near Monkstown keeping ourselves to ourselves. Apart that is for a Sixer from Newport who is the space of 3 days had attempted to touch the hair of just about every boy there. Even now 40 years later, having kept in touch with most of my pack, when we meet and jape about and pull each other's hair, someone will shout 'f**k off Nockerty'.