Ben once paid a trained badger to help him improve one of his sketches.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 2
Bigfella has the largest penis known to mankind, and his recent weight loss was a result of a circumcision operation.
lee henman recently won an award for softest southern shandy drinker of the year
sootyj shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Quote: sootyj @ August 25 2010, 6:06 PM BSTNat Wicks is named after the hardware store on account of being popular with builders.
Because she's good value and open late.
The Cool Mikado is actually quite warm.
Whereas Aaron never buggers up threads by just posting crap.
BigFella is so superstitious that every time he shakes someones hand he needs to sing three verses of Mrs Robinson in German.
steve is worshipped by a lost tribe of amazons he has in his shed, having convinced them its heaven
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ August 25 2010, 7:36 PM BSTsootyj shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
lies, it was to steal his pie
sootyj is related to a wastepaper basket from Illinois. He can juggle dust mites and once came second in a pie eating contest.
Tuumble is hiding Osama Bin Laden in his outside toilet.
Timbo has sex with horses.
Charley is not having sex with horses.
But Nil is sucking one off.
Mwot?
Charley's real name is Escabar Consuela Hernandez.
Nils is on the sex none offenders register,