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HGT was the first person to mathematically prove the non-existence of Jeremy Kyle...
Quote: playfull @ 16th April 2015, 10:29 AM BSTHGT was the first person to mathematically prove the non-existence of Jeremy Kyle...
One of my greatest triumphs! 
Playfull was the Gremlin on Apollo 13
Recently leaked old KGB papers reveal that the Russian security services believe that Hercules Grytpype Thynne was the man on the grassy knoll.
Generally considered modest, but GFN often proudly tells people that he has Fire Chief in a large bold font of Times New Roman tattooed on his helmet.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th April 2015, 2:24 PM BSTGenerally considered modest, but GFN often proudly tells people that he has Fire Chief in a large bold font of Times New Roman tattooed on his helmet.
HGT finished second in the Cesarewitch when his tractor took a wrong turning onto the Newmarket racecourse. He would have come first had he not stopped to relieve himself close to Bunbury Mile.
Horseradish is The Stig and has a romantic relationship with Jeremy Clarkson.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th April 2015, 3:42 PM BSTHorseradish is The Stig and has a romantic relationship with Jeremy Clarkson.
Gordon Bennett is the product of a clandestine trans-Atlantic genetic experiment and is the result of the gene splicing of samples provided by Gordon Ramsay and Tony Bennett.
Hence the name.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th April 2015, 3:42 PM BSTHorseradish is The Stig and has a romantic relationship with Jeremy Clarkson.
I have on my list of remaining things to do in life the driving of a number of vehicles. But those are in no particular order a tractor, a reliant robin and an old style electric milk float. Jeremy Clarkson is allegedly in Surrey and living with James May in a mansion built entirely of meccano and TV licences.
GFN once fell asleep in a field and awoke to find he'd been given the status of Grade III listed building.
Horse once had a dream that he was Barry Bucknell.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th April 2015, 11:08 PM BSTHorse once had a dream that he was Barry Bucknell.
A Horseradish suffers from 'Turrets Syndrome' - a rare complaint where the sufferer randomly shouts words such as "balistraria", "castellations" and "battlements" accompanied by a Jack Douglas twitch..."Phwaay!"
Playfull is actually Chinese president Xi Jinping, circumventing his own internet firewall in order to visit this forum.