HGT has nipples shaped like chicken nuggets.
Make an unfounded claim about the poster above you Page 192
Makes mental note - must keep my blouse buttoned up.
Will Cam is starting an online petition to persuade the one that can't sing the one that sings the worse to stay with One Direction.
Herc has something nasty in his woodshed.
Loopey has a squint. Unusually it's in her nose.
Quote: Will Cam @ 6th April 2015, 9:27 PM BSTLoopey has a squint. Unusually it's in her nose.
I thought these claims were supposed to be unfounded!
Will is camping outside St Mary's Hospital in the hope of being the first person to see the new royal baby.
Loopey has a Sunday best set of teeth.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th April 2015, 10:17 PM BSTLoopey has a Sunday best set of teeth.
Yesh indeed, wooden ones.
Herc's Fergie is really the Duchess of York.
Quote: Loopey @ 7th April 2015, 2:16 PM BSTYesh indeed, wooden ones.
Herc's Fergie is really the Duchess of York.
Both make for a rough ride.
Bored to distraction whilst laid up recovering from a lard overdose, HGT spent an entire morning shooting holes into his wife's best navy blue satin dress thus inventing the white polka dot. This new design revolutionised the printed fabric industry overnight. Previously all polka dot designs had consisted of dots of exactly the same colour as the base fabric or plain colour as it was also known.
HGT typically modestly refused to take full credit for the discovery insisting that his wife should share the credit, as she was the one wearing that particular dress at the time.
Playfull once returned a pair of pants back to M&S that were covered in all sorts of indescribable stains and skid marks, and then got upset when they wouldn't do a refund.
Hercules buys bespoke underpants of green silk, with artificial skid marks of russet satin.
Beaky doesn't wear underpants and sometimes goes out with no trousers on either.
Hercules Grytpype Thynne has been known to sing the Aussie National Anthem wearing just a pair of socks.
Strumpet got their name from it being an abbreviation of Shit Trumpet as they cannot play the instrument in tune.