Quote: ZaraLea @ 26th October 2014, 10:52 AM GMTAh you got me. Always up to my britches in piss.
ZaraLea is always incredibly well spoken.
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Ben always shouts Buckaroo! when he orgasms.
Will Cam is an avid and committed art lover, who is particularly fond of bronze statues. He is firmly in the camp that all such statues should be solid and not hollow. Sadly he was recently hospitalised after being attacked by a group of masked Rabbis after he launched a blog entitled 'The hollow cast denier'. Who knew Rabbis were so passionate about art.
Update.
After his recent misunderstanding with the Jewish community Will is trying to make amends by using his considerable influence and good name in the world of TV to attempt to get more Jewish programming on the main networks. To which effect he is sending out thousands of leaflets entitled 'I am definitely in favour of more Jewish programs'. Will was disappointed that the printer missed the first 'r' out of programs but is sure his intentions can not be misinterpreted this time.
Update to update.
Will is in hospital again...
Playfull's name came about because they liked to rummage in people's drawers.
Though a founding member, HGT was thrown out of the Monster Raving Looney Party for being just too 'off the wall' with his policy ideas. One of which was 'compulsory immigration'- where people living in other countries would be made to come and live here whether they liked it or not!
He later re-named this idea 'Extraordinary Rendition' and sold it for a fortune to the Americans...
Quote: playfull @ 28th October 2014, 3:47 PM GMTThough a founding member, HGT was thrown out of the Monster Raving Looney Party for being just too 'off the wall' with his policy ideas. One of which was 'compulsory immigration'- where people living in other countries would be made to come and live here whether they liked it or not!
He later re-named this idea 'Extraordinary Rendition' and sold it for a fortune to the Americans...
Even though he's playful, women still get angry yelling "Not now Kobe you motherf**ker!"
Pimpin P, real name Kevin comes from a long line of pig farmers back in Detroit in the good ol US of A (Gotta love that flag). Sadly Kevin's family fell on hard times in recent years and pig farming just wasn't as lucrative as it had been. So being a wily sort of fellow he used his creativity and reached out to the lonely farm folk in his neighbourhood and Pimpin Pigs Corp was born.
He did well at first, even utilising the older sows on the farm. However, all was not rosy, Old Mr Cattleson, the local kobe beef farmer copied his idea, taking many of Kevin's customers. This left Kevin and his family very bitter. To this day he has held a grudge against his neighbour and all beef and especially kobe beef products.
ZaraLea singlehandedly killed the BCG forums. There are now more posts in my back garden.
Will Cam wants to leave his genitals to science. All major British hospitals turned him down when told this would be while he's still alive.
Beaky calls himself a scientist now so that he's able to fondle Will Cam's genitals without raising any suspicion.
Gordon is bitterly disappointed that his Christmas yodelling song is not making the charts.
Way back in 1933 HGT was the original inventor of cats eyes!
It is remarkable to think that before this all cats were blind...
Quote: playfull @ 15th December 2014, 6:13 PM GMTWay back in 1933 HGT was the original inventor of cats eyes!
It is remarkable to think that before this all cats were blind...
I've got to add this.......... 
The remarkable Percy Shaw was the inventor of the original cats eyes after he saw a cat walking towards him one night and its eye reflections gave him the idea.
It is said that if the cat had been walking away from him that night, he would have invented the mechanical pencil sharpener.
In the 1970's HGT formed a splinter group from the Labour Party called the 22/7 Committee. Their one and only policy was the simplification of Pi so that 22/7 = 3. It is thought by political historians that HGT's motive was Mo Mowlam winking at him in a dream.
Did he succeed? Of course not. Any schoolboy nowadays can tell you that 22/7 = 9
Quote: Will Cam @ 4th January 2015, 10:50 AM GMTIt is thought by political historians that HGT's motive was Mo Mowlam wanking at him in a dream.
