Quote: Will Cam @ September 1 2010, 4:55 PM BSTTuumble's posts on this thread are always funny and original.
Will Cam was voted man most likely to break wind at Eton school's prize giving day last year. He wasn't a pupil there, it was just a statement of fact.
Will Cam smells of ham.
Hey Nat, read the title - your comment should have been about Tuumble - bloody students 
Nat Wicks is the liquid that comes out of a spot just before the puss.
Damn, I didn't see the next page had started.
Anyway, Will Cam is half horse. The top half.
Nat Wicks is so unobservant - that once, a family of Glaucus Gulls made their home in her hair. It was only when having it styled by Robbie Williams - when he dislodged a Gull egg perched on her ear - did the silly woman know of her avian lodgers. They still happily live there.
On Thursdays Juan Kerr is the M6 (South). It pays for his onion habit.
Will Cam has been selected for the UK Cherry flicking championships in Dorset. His unusual flicking technique revolves around certain genitalia contortions. He can only flick after the 9pm watershed - in order to protect the vulnerable.
He's already a 2012 gold medal hope!
Juan Kerr has the smallest yet hardest penis ever recorded. Through decades of moderate but dedicated non-stop masturbation to German Dwarf Scheiße porn, Juan's penis has steadily-compacted and has now achieved the seemingly-impossible feat of measuring less than one atom in length and girth, yet maintaining the tensile strength and rigidity of a crystalline diamond compound.
Furthermore, NASA scientists have recently revealed that Juan's penis - if it gets any smaller and harder - will soon collapse into itself, causing a black hole and temporal space/time rift that will make the internet travel backwards 10 years or so to a more innocent time where pictures of Teutonic scat-midgets weren't readily available. This in turn will negate the necessary stimuli for Juan Kerr's self-abuse odyssey, causing a cataclysmic tear in the jizz/time cumtinuum that will destroy all matter in the universe, except Charley's clacker, which lies outside the laws of physics and thus cannot be destroyed.
An so, a new dawn of Everything began.
Genesis 1
1
First Charley's Clacker made heaven & earth
2 The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of Charley's Clacker was moving over the face of the waters.
3 And Charley's Clacker said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
4 And the Clacker saw that the light was good; and it separated the light from the darkness.
And then I went to bed cos it's stupid o' clock again.
Lee (half hen/half man) was, last week, to be found at the Leeds festival - where he was a portable toilet. He charged 5p a go (10p for solids). He was penniless prior to the event. Today, he has just ordered, and paid cash for, a top-of-the-range Ferrari. He still has change.
Juan Kerr was the first participant on 'Cash in your attic' . The only thing fit to take to auction was Tommy Cannon's false eyebrows which Kerr stole from Mr Benn - the outrageous bastard.
Will - Cam he do it? Yes he cam.
Elliejp was Julie Andrew's stunt double in 'The Sound of Music'. Prior to landing this plum role, she was, in 1964, a basket for one of the Queen's corgis - named Willow. A close bond formed - leading to Ellie's dismissal from the Royal Household. She sold her kiss-and-tell story to The Sunday Post in exchange for 3 padded coathangers.
Juan Kerr is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
John Lucas 101 invented food. He took his invention to his local Tesco - but the manager gave him short shrift and asked him to leave the store - stating that the idea would never catch on. In the store car park he saw The Virgin Mary and Jesus parking up in a mother and child spot.
Juan Kerr, or Jane Kerr to give her her birth name, has to sign the sex offender register for the next 35 years following his/her conviction for anal interference with William Hague.